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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

My idea of a blind date

As being a single, love and relationship things always excites me. I am virgin by chance, not by choice and hence i am an usual desperate. At every instance, All I could think was of a girlfriend. Whenever I see a beautiful girl (or even average-looking girls, most of the time), my onbe-way mind filled up with extreme lust and an unavoidable desire of getting myself a girlfriend arises. As being an engineering student, my greed for girlfriend is quite obivious and upto a extent its very understandable too. All my mind could think was of sex everytime. I fantasize about every-possible girl and this is the second most working method of appreciating my lust. First method is watching porn itself.

    In hope to get a girlfriend, I had created profiles on Orkut and then facebook. In quick succession, I had registered myself on twitter too. I tried my best to get a girlfriend but my every effort went worthless. I had even sent friend request to some random girls with beautiful profile-pictures. Someone told me that most of the female profiles on these Social-networking websites are fake and run by some filthy males in order to enjoy the desperatism of most of the other males, but I denied their theory everytime. My facebook account had been blocked several times for sending friend requests randomly to unknown girls, but still I hadn't changed myself. I didn't see any point in changing myself under the effect of some stupid blockages by facebook. Is keep on trying my lick every moment.

    There is an old saying "where there is a will, there is a way". Same thing happened to me  also. One fine evening, I had recieved a friend request on facebook. It was from a girl  with her name Pooja. I checked her profile which contains a beautiful picture of a model. She belongs to Delhi itself. She hadn't posted any of her real photograph on facebook. As being a desperate single, I immidiately accepted her friend request. We had chatted for about 1 hour that evening until she logged out. After then, we begin chatting almost everyday. She told me that she is a student of physics honours in ARSD college, Dhaula Kuan. I told her me when she asked once.

    After about one month of regular chatting, I asked for her contact number which she gave me disreluctantly. From that very day, we had started texting each other followed by talking over phone. It took some time but in coarse of 3 months, we had started sending adult messages and in very few next days, we begins sexting each other. We were started fantasizing even without seeing each other. Six months went along of our this relationship but everytime I asked her for a date she denied by telling some strange reasons like she has to visit relatives, Papa at home, going to market, going to coachin, etc. etc. etc.

    But one fine day, I refused to listen her any reason and vows herto meet me at any cost. She had no way but to accept. She promised for a date on monday. we were agreed to meet at McDonalds at Nehru Place. I was super excited for my very first date with a girl in my life. I was waiting impatiently for  upcoming monday. As I hadn't even seen her, my excitement level went upto maximum. On monday, She bunked her college, so as I. I went at McDonalds Nehru Place at 10:30 am, 30 minutes before our scheduled date. I was so impatient that those 30 minutes seems like 3 hours to me.

    At 11, I recieved her call saying that she is at ticket counetr of Satyam Cineplex, wearing pink top & blue jeans, carrying a college bag. I rushed out of McD's and went to ticket counter only to see a super fat giorl in pink top & blue jeans and a college bag. She was undoubtly Teen-age-version of DOLLY BINDRA. To verify that she is the same girl I am in relationmship with, from last 6 months, I phoned her. Her phone ring followed by her hello had confirmed my theory. I disconnected the call. OMG! She had lied me. All my excitement goes into vein. I was cursing myself for fantasizing about a girl who is almost double in weight than me. She called me back and asked me if I had reached there, to which I replied that "we can't meet today as I had some urgent work in college rightnow." She asked me for next date but I told lets see. Few weeks of avoiding make her convince that I am no longer interested in her, and we broke up, apparantly without dating even at once.

    Life returns on track in few days, and one day, I recieved another friend requet from a girl on facebook..........................


MORAL: never date a girl from facebook without even knowing about her, otherwise.........

posted by:
Abhishek Bhopali,
Almost Engineer.

Quitting facebook is easiest. I know coz I Did it thousand of times

There comes a time when u have no longer interested in facebook.(well, 90% of FB-savy cannot believe this statement, but it happens). And why not, when shit happens in real-life: why can't be in virtual life. I was feeling like quitting facebook since last two months: But everytime i tried this insane, my "being-stupid area of my 25gram brain" strongly activated my internal urge to login to the facebook. My every attempts to get over to my "relationship with facebook" seems diminishing as my innovative "Quit-Facebook" movement put on back-burner in every two hours. (I am telling you, this "social-networking addiction" is most addictive in this world which take you away from the real-life). I wondered if I could achieve this "Mission-Impossible" task of "Quit-Facebook" ever or not.

Meanwhile, I developed a new relationship with TWITTER (thanx me, ofcourse) and blogging(again, mind it, i did it many times before but hadn't even succeeded in handling this kind of relationship). the credit ofre-starting my this relationship with blogging should goes to my Brother from chennai, TN. (though we agreed for blogging for different reasons; anyways, I am not getting into it.)


Moreover, these two collectively reduce my love for facebook, but not enough to induce breaking-up-effect in relationship with it. Anyways, it went 2 months when this virus of "qutting-facebbok" entered my 25gram-mind but my mind itself has a fair antivirus which had quarantited this virus for this period. By last week only, this virus get catalysed when a second cousin of mine introduced me with his girlfriend, SAUMYA. Saumya's so-called "expert-opinion" had boggled my mind enough to understand and consequently terminate my dillemma of whether or not quitting facebook. I was told by my this cousin that she is a good (unprofessional) advisor.

We chated over SMS, and I told her how I wanted to quit facebook and all those pretended-to-be-serious attempts for this. She had also CIDed (enquired, i mean) me for the reason which leads me to think about this "INSANE"  of "Quit-Facebook".


Saumya: Why are you quitting FB?

Me:     I don't have any specific answer for this, but at one end I want to being-connected to      facebook-friends but at the same time i wanna get over it.

Saumya: "Being on facebook for connecting ur pals is fine."
      But I don't see any point in getting over it. What on earth force u to do this.

Me:     Well, there may be several reasons. One of them may be Facebook is far more socially      backward than thgat of twitter.

(My phone rangs ans spectacularly, it was she,)

Me:     Hello!!!!!!!!!

Saumya: Hey, what makes saying facebook "socially-backward". U dont like it, its Okay, but how      come u declare it as backward.

Me:     oh! I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

(Life is a bitch, if u are a male, u have got to appologize, whether u r wrong or not.)

Saumya: Whateva........... anyways, then do it.

Me:     do it what?

Saumya: are U idiot? we were talking about ur "Quit-Facebook" mania no?

Me:      Ok Ok Ok, I'm Sorry. plz tell.

(yeah, sorry again, how idiot i m)

Saumya: I wanted to say, then leave it no? Why are u confused over this silly issue. How dumb u      are? The world has so many thing to confused about and u are wasting ur time with this      f**kin' dellimma.

Me:     Its just because none of my friends are there on twitter. These morons doesn't even know     what twitter is about.

(yes, I had called you all morons. but I wont apologize, unless u r a girl, are u?     Anyways.......)

Saumya: Then why don't you stick with Facebook?

Me:     Because I dont want to. I told u no?

Life is again a bitch when u have a dumb advice for dumber problems.
So this lady is suggesting me to stick with the thing  i want to getging over.
Its like, u went to court seeking divorce, and judge advice u to patch up and get back into relationship again.

Saumya: Do u have anyreason which support ur "non-sense". Any?

Me:     No, but facebook sucks.

Saumya: What do u mean by "Facebook sucks"? Life sucks too. Does it means that U quit living.       Are u? I dont think its right to quit facebook. U are just 20. Its not the age of quitting
      facebook.

Me:     What the f......? What do u mean by "its not the age of quitting facebook"? Is Facebook     set any age-limit or retirement plan for it. I am not doing any job here? Am I?

Saumya: Hey hey hey,.... easy, easy man! take it easy........... and why the fuck u are using      abusive language.

(Alas! this is really insane. When a boy says only "f......." its abusive word, and when a girl says "fuck", it is advice.)

Apparently she is giving me advice and technically, she is confusing me.

Me:     Oh! I am sorry. I.... I.... I jst didn't realised whom i am talking to. I apologize.

(Yes, In a conversation b/w a boy and a girl, no matter who is wrong; its always a boy who have to apologize.)

Saumya: Ok! Ok! but mind it. Yes and You can do it one thing. U don't quit facebook. U just leave      it. and chek it weekly, monthly or so.

Me:     And how exactly it help?

Saumya: U can connect to ur friends only when u want.

Me:     Thank u very much saumya. I really mean it.

Thogh neither i meant that nor i want to thank her for her go-fuck-urself-with-ur-messed-up-problem's advice. Also when u say "I really mean it", it simply means u didn't even care for "it" but saying this on the ground of reality. My mind was so messed-up by then that one more suggestion and i'd had slap her.

Meanwhile, after boggling my mind with her fuck-off advice for my fucked-up problem, she behaved like she had won WORLD WAR-III.

Saumya: My pleasure. Anyways, why dont u add me on facebook. we can chat when u feel like      need my help. I'll send u friend request.  Okay.

What the fuck1 this girl  had supposed to help me quitting facebook and in the end, she is not only telling me to stay on facebook, but also want me to add her on facebook to get her fucking-expert-advice.

By the way, I nodded and we disconnected the call.

Its really crazy. I really have to ask my cousin, why the hell he told this girl an advisor.

Anyways, I had decided to leave facebook and to post only links related to articles on my blog. But this leaving period remains only for 4 days, and now again i m on facebook.


keep on reading my blog (if u dare u can) and don't even ask for advice of any unprofessional advisor, especially a confused beautiful girl. It only leads u to a more complicated version of ur fucked-up problem and will increment one more count in ur facebook friend list.

HAPPY FACEBOOKING

written by:
ABHISHEK BHOPALI
Almost Engineer
http://imbhopali.blogspot.com

DAUGHTER KILLING: We proud of us


Proudly we are PIONEER  and still............ we maintain our pride.


before reading this article, you need to know that, we are probably the only nation in the world who worship female version of GODS and kills female version of childs.
Yes, I do have data which justifies the title of the blog.

We are proud citizen of country which suppose to be the mother of cultures and civilization. We have our president, a lady, our govt. is run by Mrs. Sonia gandhi, again a lady. We support 33% female reservation, but at the same time, we kill our unborn daughters and if anyhow she unfortunately managed to come on this earth, we kill them by various un-human activities.(Baby falak in AIIMS is the recent example).

Ironically, deviation in sex-ratio in 2011 census is worst ever after independence. I dont know where are we going. We are touching new heights in technology and development but falling in deeper depth of UNETHICS & INHUMANITY.


Sex-selective ABORTION is technically a method of terminating pregnancy based on predicted gender of unborn baby (forced MEDICAL TERMINATION OF PREGNANCY). Morally it is the biggest sin a human can commit. Female foeticide and female infanticide (also known as sex-selective NEONITICIDE) is most common in SOUTH ASIAN countries. A study in 2005 estimates that over 90mn females were went "missing" from ecpected population in south asia (precisely Afghanistan, Pakistan, bangladesh, INDIA, South Korea etc.). In India 8mn female foeticide have been killed between 2001 to 2011. (as per 2011 census).


Some so-called Intellectuals explains it is a result of poor economical condition. For their kind information, let me tell explain them that countries in Sub-Saharan Africa, Latin America and Caribean are much more poorer than us on economical scale but they are much richer in their moral ethics and hence they don't kill their daughters like us.


Statically, India is lacking the sex-ratio balance year after year. A data presented below in the raio of no. of boys per 100 girls of age group 0-6 years in INDIA.

CENSUS             no. of Males     no. of Females

    1981                     104.8          100
    1991  105.6          100
    2001 107.8    100
    2011 109.4          100


In states like Punjab & Haryana, situation are even worst. As per 2001 census,

Punjab     126.31/100
Haryana   122.06/100


By an estimate, 25mn males will surplus in India as compared to that of females by the year 2020. (Pathetically neither congress thinks about it in their VISION-2020 nor B.J.P. or any other party gives a damn about this non-vote-encashed issue).
In 2001 census, we have 927 females for every 1000 males.
In 2011 census, its 918 females for every 1000 males.
In Maharshtra, its 883/1000 while in Satara its 881/1000.


OUR HISTORY, OUR CULTURE

killing daughters is a "historical culture" in our country. A son is considered as an "asset" as he can earn and support family while daughter is a "liability"  which have nothing to do with the family after her marriage.(Remember the phrase "Beti to paraya dhan hai").


Sex-selective Abortion was rare before 20th century (but sex-selective neoniticide, killing child soon after birth, was alraedy compensating for this technolgy-absence). But when Ultra-sound technique had made it easier to detect the gender of the Unborn child by projecting image of the body part of pregnent lady including the child carrying within her womb: with the help of sound waves. Ironically, these predictions are not 100% accurtate everytime, but still it kills innocent unborns since centuries.



ACTION OF BRUTUALITY

A/c to LANCET report, 2010, In India, within the age group of 0-5 years, 4-5 times more girls dies of diarrhea(popularly spelled as diarrhoea) & Pneumonia than that of the boys.
A/c to this report and a book based "Disappearing daughters" based on research by Githa Aravamudan (Penguin Books, 2007), peoples had crossed height of brutuality to avoid legal punishments.
 Techniocally, the methods adopted to kill the infants (female ofcourse) without falling under legal prosecution laws are called Scintifically Induced Pneumonia (SIP) and Scientifically Induced Diarrhea (SID).

SIP is considered as modern-most method known to man-kind. In this method, new-born-baby is wrapped in a wet towel or dipped in cold water for some time & then brought back to normal condition. The baby remains still alive and rushed to hospital where she dies in few hours, apparently due to Pneumonia.

In the same way infant-girl-child is exposed to SID, in which few drops of alcohal are fed to the baby to induce diarrhea & consequently death of baby takes place.
Bith these cases are legally unharmed to the killer.

Some historical methods are: drowning baby in a bucket of milk or water, feeding her salt or most inhuman is burrying her in earthen-pot.


LAWS & THEIR IMPLEMENTATION : a mockery.

In 1990s, 180 states of the world signed a "Program of Action of Instruemental conference on Population & Development" agrees to "Elimination of all forms of discrimination against girl child".

In India itself, there is very strict rule agaist female foeticide but we have no proper implementation of these rules. From year 2001 to 2011 percentage of literacy  increased from 68.83% to 74.04%, surprisingly, female literacy improved from 53.6% to 65.46% but ironically, we have worst statical data collected "ever" after 65 years of independence.


CAUSES

The most common cause behind this social evil is DOWRY, which itself is a very big social issue in our country. other causes are easily available methods of sex-determination (even some baby-gender-detectors are easily available on purchasing via internet) and failure of implementation of laws.
Dont forget, SEX-SELECTIVE-ABORTION is very common in South Korea while in North korea, due to limited access of pre-natal-sex-determination-technology, this trend doesn't exist.





I apeal to the people(especially the youths) and Govt. of india to please look into it and save our girl child. We must not forget, daghters are the mothers of future. How can someone imagine a world without a girl. Consider what would happen if our respective mothers were killed before their birth. Every child has right to born, to see this beautiful earth, they must get a chance to be nurtured by her mother and mother earth as well.
I request GoI to improve the laws against female foeticide and make sure its proper implementation. And more necessarily, stop Dowry system (again law is not enough to curb): which itself automatically reduce female foeticide by a huge percentage.

"SAY NO TO FEMALE FOETICIDE"
      "BETI HAI TO KAL HAI"

P.S.:all statical data is collected from wikipaedia, and book "Disappearing Daughters"
P.S.: it took some 3 hours to collect data and compose this article, and within this period 2 or 3 girl child might have been killed on average.


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